Dinner For One oder Der 90. Geburtstag
     JAMES: Good Evening, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE: Good Evening, James:!
     JAMES: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
     JAMES: - Good, good ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   Well, I must say, everything looks very nice.
     JAMES: Thank you so much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
     MISS SOPHIE:  Is everybody here ?
     JAMES: Indeed, they are , yeah, yes ...
  They are all here for your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE:   All five place laid out ?
     JAMES:  All laid out as usual.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Sir Toby ?
     JAMES:  - Sir Toby, yes. He's sitting here this year, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Admiral von Schneider ?
     JAMES:  - Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Pommeroy ?
     JAMES:  - Mr. Pommeroy I put 'round here for you.
     MISS SOPHIE:   My very dear Friend, Mr. Winterbottom ?
     JAMES:  - On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
     MISS SOPHIE:  Thank you. You may now serve the Soup.
     JAMES: The Soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, Thank you.
  They are all waiting for you.- Little drop of Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   I am particulary fond of Mulligatawny Soup, James.
     JAMES:  - Yes, I know you are.
     MISS SOPHIE:   I think we'll have Sherry now with the soup.
     JAMES:  Sherry with the soup, yes ...
  Oh, by the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   Same procedure as every year, James.
     JAMES:  Same procedure as every year, James:...
     MISS SOPHIE:  Is that a dry sherry; James:?
     JAMES: Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie.
  A very dry. Straight out of the cellar, this morning.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Sir Toby !
     JAMES:  - Cheerio, Miss Sophie !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Admiral von Schneider !
     JAMES:  - Ad ...Must I say this year, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   Just to please me, James.
     JAMES:  Just to please you, very good, yes. Skol !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Pommeroy !
     JAMES:  - Happy new year, Sophie !
     MISS SOPHIE:   And dear Mr. Winterbottom !
     JAMES:  Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
     MISS SOPHIE:  You may now serve the fish.
     JAMES: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   - Delicious, James.
     JAMES: Thank you, Miss Sophie. Glad you enjoyed it. -
           Little bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
     JAMES:  White wine with the fish.
  The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   The same procedure as every year, James.
- Sir Toby !
     JAMES: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   Admiral von Schneider !
     JAMES:  - Must I ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   James, please, please ...
     JAMES:  - Skol !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Pommeroy !
     JAMES:  - Happy new year, Sophie gal.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Winterbottom !
     JAMES:  - You look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever! Hi, hi, hi ...
     MISS SOPHIE:  Please serve the chicken !
     JAMES:  - Ya ...
     MISS SOPHIE:  That looks a very fine bird ?!
     JAMES: That's a lovely chu... chuk... chicken, that I'll tell you, a lovely...
     MISS SOPHIE:   I think, we'll have Champagne with the bird !
     JAMES: Champagne, ya...Sssame procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   Same procedure as every year, James:!
     JAMES:  Sophie my gal ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   Admiral von Schneider !
     JAMES:  - Must I ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   James:!
     JAMES: Ssskol !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Pommeroy !
     JAMES:  Happy new year, Sophie gal ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Winterbottom !
     JAMES: It's one of the nicest little women, one of the nicest little women,
  that's ever breathed, ever breathed...I now declare this bazar opened !
           - Would you like some fruit ?
     MISS SOPHIE:   I think we'll have port with the fruit !
     JAMES:  Oh, no! Ssssame procedure as last...
     MISS SOPHIE:  Yes, same procedure as every year, James:!-
           Sir Toby !
     JAMES:  - Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
     MISS SOPHIE:   Admiral von Schneider !
     JAMES:  - Ssshkol !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Pommeroy !
     JAMES:  - I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
     MISS SOPHIE:   Mr. Winterbottom !
     JAMES:  - Huh, I'll kill that cat !
     MISS SOPHIE:   Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party !-
     JAMES:  Well, it's been most enjoyable.
     MISS SOPHIE:   I think I'll retire.
     JAMES: You're going to bed ?
     MISS SOPHIE:  Yes.
     JAMES: Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
     MISS SOPHIE:   As I was saying, I think, I'll retire ...
     JAMES: Ya...ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MISS SOPHIE:  The same procedure as every year, James:!
     JAMES:  Well - I'll do my very best !